Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine?
A: He becomes a wash and werewolf.
Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine?
A: He came out spotless.
Q: Why can’t the comedian tell a dirty laundry joke?
A: It always comes out clean!
Q: How much fun is doing your laundry?
A: Loads
Q. Don’t you get tired and feel like throwing in the towel sometimes?
A. No, that only means more laundry to do.